Quit your bitching
Fantasy fairy
finished last, and the wheel decides the punishment
Last one standing
4 / 4 eliminatedPublic Apology – Record a 60-second video apologizing to the league for being the worst fantasy manager. Post it in
The punishment
Public Apology – Record a 60-second video apologizing to the league for being the worst fantasy manager. Post it in
Last one standing out of 5, at 9/5/2026, 12:58:11 AM
Put it in the group chat
On the wheel · 5
- 1Owes everyone a 🍻
- 2Public Apology – Record a 60-second video apologizing to the league for being the worst fantasy manager. Post it in
- 3NFL Combine – League creates 5 ridiculous events: 40-yard dash, beer pong, field-goal kicking, push-ups, etc. Loser
- 4Record a serious-looking 5-minute “breaking news” segment explaining why you sucked.
- 5Pole top next year has to wear skirt and yell once he’s at the top of the pole I suck at fantasy football
Audit trail
- Method
- Fisher–Yates shuffle ·
crypto.randomInt - Source
- randomizer.ts@24b7d3e
- Seed
- 26726371ad1a3b9f1dee364b4095d0c4
- Spin order
- derived from the seed: the order the losing options were knocked out, not what was chosen
- Options
- 5
- Created
- 9/5/2026, 12:54:17 AM
- Scheduled
- 9/5/2026, 12:58:00 AM
- Drawn
- 9/5/2026, 12:58:11 AM
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